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About Me:
I am a person with two hands and two feet, each of which consists of five slender jointed parts1. Each hand and foot is attached to another more extensive appendage, those being known as "arms" and "legs", respectively. These latter appendages, known customarily as "limbs" (a word with etymological origin in the Proto-Germanic "limuz", cognate with the Old Norse "limr"2), are allegedly used for locomotion as well as prehensile grasping, or potentially climbing3.
my work has employed a heterogeneous variety of aesthetic mediums, including light fixtures, vinyl records, a dysfunctional analog synthesizer, a computer kept at 5% battery, Disklaviers and acoustic ensembles. My music has been performed at .....
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Alright got it: Jack Hamill is a swindler of elaborate tastes, known for his proclivity for antique rodent traps and moist towelettes. Having travelled across the entire atlantic ocean hidden in the hull of an oversized fishing boat, he is known for his superhuman stealth and a severe propensity for mischief. Armed with nothing but his penetrating wisdom and hundreds of forged passports and checks, Hamill has thoroughly scoured land, sea, and sky. His boundless thievery has resulted in a vast collection of stolen treasures, including an internationally renowned collection of deviled eggs, which he fanatically admires in his spare time.
1. OED Online, s.v. "finger, n.1a". December 2021. Oxford University Press. https://www-oed-com.ezproxy.oberlin.edu/view/Entry/70403?rskey=oRe01e&result=1&isAdvanced=false (accessed December 07, 2021).
2. Wiktionary, s.v. "limb", accessed December 2021, https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/limb.
3. Wikipedia. 2019. "Limb (anatomy)". Last modified October 24, 2021. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limb_(anatomy).